A. Scoggy's sphincter........it's Armageddon.....armageddon outta here !
B. The fart that's too good for plastic garden furniture
C. Without fail, each year, Scoggy unwisely opts for white or beige shorts !
D. (In the style of those Reebok adverts) 'Belly's Gonna Get ya!'
E. Is it a star fish..... Oh no... it's Scoggy looking like a star fish
F. Oops! he broke all the garden chairs behind him!
G. OMG! We can nearly see what he had for dinner... Chipalatas!
H. Oh no. Scoggys filled his nappy again!
I. Arso available with a puncture repair kit and an optional gas mask
J. And in Scoggy's 1st & last skydive for char-idee, he is miraculously saved by a beer garden picnic bench!
Semi Final Two
K. OOOOOO I think he's gonna blow...... Hold on tight boys
L. Don't tell Karen, I've just won a medal for catching the ball...... Horray!
M. Is it a star? is it a fish? no its Chris...
N. Despite advancing years, the best known Crack-Whore of the whole of North Devon was still making all those special services available, as per previous years!
O. The whole pub listens-on avidly as Scoggs describes his post match "Soap on a Rope" experience in the Newton Tracey showers with Seamo'
P. Scoggy was suitably elated at his successful experiment with methane levitation
Q. “Had a good tea, Scoggy?”
R. Scoggs had thoroughly enjoyed his alien abduction but the little green men soon realised their mistake and vowed never to return
S. Scoggy wants a cuddle! ahhhhhhhhh sweet
T. Scoggy enthusiastically described the kebab-that-got-away to the rest of the team
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