August Caption Competition - Online Poll

Thanks to everyone who entered the August Caption Competition and you are invited to vote for your favourite caption from the twelve entries below. Choose your favourite and vote in this week's Online Poll!

A. Devon police are hunting for a gang of armed midgets in connection with the callous robbery of a pair of OAPs

B. Bizarrely on tour of North Devon at the same time - the Filipino achondroplasia society take their first and rather sadly only too willing sexy bitches down for six - 'long time' ;)

C. Noursey bowling again then?

D. To prove they're not locals, Mick and Scoggs each display all ten fingers!

E. Mick and Scoggs show their delight on hearing the news that the German vagrant has now left Instow. The bench is now Hans free.

F. Mick and Scoggs immediately surrender as Hans unexpectedly returns!

G. He owns eine kleine horse of 16 inches tall, how high is that in horsey terms ?

H. Hans friend Herr Stich plays tennis. He likes to play backhands, what other shots might he like to play? Clue : it's not a lazy lob.

I. Unfortunately due to the lack of support at beach cricket the Mexican Wave was an anticlimax....

J. Mick And Scoggy are quick to take advantage of Instow's world famous tickling midget!

K. All hail Dan Singh, the Driftwood King!

L. The Synchronised Farting competition continued on the seafront.