Live At The Apollo

Last week's online poll threw up the quite frightening fact that 56% of the tour party do not believe it to be "plain wrong" to book Newbs for Live At The Apollo. In fact, it may already have happened...

Separated at birth?

The Webmaster was also equally bemused by the inference that 45% of tourists think it is wise to tell Noursey of the whereabouts of a karaoke machine and the same number also think it is acceptable to instruct Mick to conduct fines "in his own time"! Even worse, 34% of us apparently think it is OK to put Stan in charge of tour funds!

Sanity prevailed only in the sense that 88% agree that it is "just plain wrong" to ask Scoggy to field long on at both ends and likewise asking Dan to explain the meaning of life after midnight is both optimistic and ridiculous in equal measure.