The Katy House Rules

They only sell Katy cider in small bottles... there's a reason!

44% of us think that Andy will sleep off the Katy under the hedge at wide long-on, his traditional resting place, although 22% felt that he might not make it that far and instead dream sweet dreams on the bench in Chittlehampton village square.

A sadistic 22% of the party think he should be opening the batting, the least likely outcome due to his long history of tactical injuries incurred whenever such an idea is floated.