News just in from the NDJ that local hotels will in future be required to alert police when a large group checks in so that an officer can pay them a visit before they hit the town. They will discuss safety messages, and convey the possible consequences of over-indulging in alcohol.Plodding Along
"We will need to speak with the whole of the Abbey tour party next summer", said a spokesman for the local constabulary, "apart from Mr Nourse, who we understand no longer makes it out on a Saturday evening and has an early night instead".
"We will need to speak with the whole of the Abbey tour party next summer", said a spokesman for the local constabulary, "apart from Mr Nourse, who we understand no longer makes it out on a Saturday evening and has an early night instead".
FFS - have they not got anything better to do? Have they caught the Westleigh arsonists yet?
ReplyDeleteClearly this doesn't apply to the over 50's. In any case despite me very quite tipsy the picture above it proves that you can still get a hug from Angelina Jolie !
ReplyDeleteAlso excluded from the talk is a Mr Pete Seaman who early nights in on Friday, Saturday and Sunday eh !!!!