The August Caption Competition features two old blokes in the sunshine...
The usual rules apply, just leave your entries as comments at the bottom of this posting.
Entries by close of play Sunday 23rd August please, with an Online Poll to follow to select a winner. Good luck to all!
Devon police are hunting for a gang of armed midgets in connection with the callous robbery of a pair of OAPs
ReplyDeleteBizarrely on tour of North Devon at the same time - the Filipino achondroplasia society take their first and rather sadly only too willing sexy bitches down for six - 'long time' ;)
ReplyDeleteNoursey bowling again then?
ReplyDeleteTo prove they're not locals, Mick and Scoggs each display all ten fingers!
ReplyDeleteMick and Scoggs show their delight on hearing the news that the German vagrant has now left Instow. The bench is now Hans free.
ReplyDeleteMick and Scoggs immediately surrender as Hans unexpectedly returns!
ReplyDeleteHe owns eine kleine horse of 16 inches tall, how high is that in horsey terms ?
ReplyDeleteHans friend Herr Stich plays tennis. He likes to play backhands, what other shots might he like to play? Clue : it's not a lazy lob.
ReplyDeleteunfortunately due to the lack of support at beach cricket. the mexican wave was an anticlimax....
ReplyDeleteMick And Scoggy are quick to take advantage of Instow's world famous tickling midget!
ReplyDeleteAll hail Dan Singh, the Driftwood King!
ReplyDeleteThe Synchronised Farting competition continued on the seafront
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