Sunshine For Breakfast

Although 87% of tourists remain fearful of storm clouds (when Newbs is out first ball) and 75% are concerned about mushroom clouds (beans for breakfast), a lowly 37% of us believe we will see gatherings of stratocumulus over Lundy, such is the level of cheery optimism amongst our number.

75% of us remain hopeful that a cloud with a silver lining will emerge when 9 wickets down and chasing at Newton Tracey, resulting in an early retirement to The Hunters, but only 12% - one of us, that is! - thinks that we will be accompanied by Mr Scoggins on Cloud Nine after his maiden fifty. Sad but probably true...

Meanwhile after 72% of correspondents indicated their view as to when Colin & Keith might arrive on tour as being :"Is there a tour on? Why weren't we told?", the deluded duo have been duly reminded!