March Caption Competition Winner

Phil Nourse has warmed up for his Night Of Stand-Up on April 22nd by winning the March caption competition, his second win out of three so far, making him the tour's leading captioneer. He wins an enthralling Stretching For Racquet Sports book to go with the equally obscure prize that he won last time. Congratulations Phil!

And the winning entry - which very much captured the general feeling of all of us privileged to have been present during Newbs karaoke singalong - was :-

"Had the lad not been super-glued to the wall by his mates, he would have been in The Hunters with the rest of the village!